Smart Little Shit

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME THE FIRST PERSON WHO EVER TRIED TO GET ME TO SWITCH TURNED OUT TO BE A TERRIFYING DOM

staubwirbel:

hey remember that time when i found my amazing spanish friend teresa out of total chance and we so nearly didn’t meet and then she turned out to be one of the best friends i’ve ever had and shes just fucking amazing like seriously there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for her and i hope to fuck i can come see her this august if my family agrees to go to cadiz!

remember that time?

she’s great =w=

hey remember that time i was in trollmegle and i met this fantastic marvelous rper who turned out to be the sweetestest most awesome person ever and we became friends and basically I love rosie very much pliz come to Spain this summer pliz (But come in the first two weeks of august)

Hey remember that time the second person who ever subbed for me turned to be an emotionally manipulative bastard who tried to pressure me into doing kinks that were hard limits for me and who told me he loved me while courting about half a dozen other people at the same time.

Wow what a love life go me.

Hey remember that time the first person who ever subbed for me consistently refused to talk about their needs and limits and never ever safeworded and I was too unexperienced to handle the situation and as a result of this I developed crippling self-esteem and trust issues that even now affect how I interact with my partners?

Jeez that sure was fun hahahAHAHAHAH HAH

I love how tumblr will talk about racism and clasism and sexism and ableism and cisexism and every other fucking -ism in the world ‘till the cows go home, but no one ever talks about Americanism or about how having English as your native language is a privilege.

Gotta love myopic SJWs.